Random thought.... Why are you in washroom on the phone?

Lately, I've been getting a lot of messages saying "my cell phone fell in the toilet - send me your contact"...

Now. Here's my question. A wha de bumba? What on earth are you doing in the toilet with the phone? What the hell is so important?

Many a time, I've been on the phone with a young lady I'm speaking to on a level. Then all of a sudden the room sounds hollow. I know you're in the bathroom. I'm like "just call me back", and I've been told, "no... it's okay".

Really. I don't want to hear that. I don't care if I've seen it, or had extracurricular knowledge of it. When I'm in the bathroom, I want to be in there alone. And you should too.

Yu nasty wretch. I'm not using your phone when I come to your house. I don't doubt you washed your hands, but I know you didn't wash your phone?

Yu wretch yu.

Just a random thought.

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p.s. And if you're a man, don't be talking and holding big conversation when I'm in the washroom. And don't try to hail me. I don't want to shake your hand in there.

p.p.s. They should make all washrooms with those walls that you walk around, cause many a time, I've been trapped in the washroom waiting for someone to come in and open the door.

p.p.p.s. And they should put a garbage bin directly outside - cause I use the paper towel to open the door and then have no where to throw it.